he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
It's blow job season.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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