And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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