Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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