I didn't shave. On purpose
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
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