On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I intend to get homeless drunk
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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