We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Rumble strips road head = magical
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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