very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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