Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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