thus making me awesome and them whores
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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