Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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