Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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