whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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