chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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