Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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