No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Tell her she can't have a vagina
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
