Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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