Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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