Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Terrible idea I love it
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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