i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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