We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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