So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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