dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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