i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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