i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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