your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I could make wine with my vomit
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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