I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
