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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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