U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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