adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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