Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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