so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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