The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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