no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
what the fuck happened to the tacos
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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