Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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