just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
