we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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