what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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