i wish my penis had a tongue
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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