Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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