whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize