So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
My first STD was from a foam party
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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