Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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