Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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