I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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