yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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