Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Randomize
