that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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