Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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