If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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