out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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