he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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