thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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