I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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