Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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