was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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