The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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