i love accidental penises.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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